Here are a few one liner type jokes taken off the internet, I have no idea who they are attributed to so I’ll take credit for them. :)
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.