Doing Taxes – Need a Joke!

Here are a few one liner type jokes taken off the internet, I have no idea who they are attributed to so I’ll take credit for them. :)

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Bumper Sticker Time

What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It’s All About?

I Child Proofed My Home But They Still Get In

Horn Broke Watch For Finger

Monica Lewinski’s Ex-boyfriend’s Wife For President

Well-Behaved Woman Seldom Make History

I Used Up My Sick Days So I Called In Dead

Please Do Not Honk I’m Dreaming

Nice Truck Sorry About Your Penis

You Looked Better On Facebook :(

Don’t Taze Me Bro

I Wonder If You Would Drive Any Better If That Phone Were Up Your Ass