Jim Carrey Responds To The “Media Colostomy Bag” Called Fox News

Jim-Carrey-Cold-Dead-HandJim Carrey released this statement today in response to Fox News, who attacked him for his “Cold Dead Hand” video on Funny or Die.  The video targets assault weapons and large magazines.

Since I released my “Cold Dead Hand” video on Funny or Die this week, I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs and viciously slander me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I would take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery. That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.

I’ll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue.

I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure.

I wish them all the luck that accompanies such malevolence.

Go check out his Twitter feed, he’s on a mission. Go Jim!

Cross-posted at Extreme Liberal’s Blog


7 thoughts on “Jim Carrey Responds To The “Media Colostomy Bag” Called Fox News

  1. There are some people who think Jim Carey is risking that his fans have a short memory regarding his gun control stance while trying to become more relevant after his thirty million dollar film has only brought in about nineteen million. Jim is probably going to be shocked when he realizes the “cold dead hands” group has a very elastic memory and will not forgive him not for his parody but for his response to those who objected to it.

    When he used the MF’ers line he crossed a line. Jim Carey has permanently lost at least half of the audience he had a month ago. Silly Jim.

  2. Why not try another TROLL device, Andy, and scour what Jim Carey says to discern if he makes any grammatical errors in order to deflect from REAL issues? Not all movies are profitable but watch for this one to at least break even now having earned 2/3 of its investment in its first 3 weeks of distribution, Except for release to the English speaking UK, Australia/NZ, and Canada it has yet to be dubbed in other languages and released to the rest of the world where profits are often earned. The movie got 4 out of 5 stars in a local newspaper review with Steve Carell, not Carey getting panned. Even though it did not fare well with Rotten Tomato reviewers, nearly 2/3 of its audience liked it and that is what counts.

  3. What do you expect from a REICH-wing REPUBLICAN Colorado Sheriff? His county is 95% white with only a handful of Hispanics/Native Americans and less than 1% black so he can say anything he wants about our first black President. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR3KmdWjXWo

    Sheriff Heap will surely rate an A+ from his NRA puppetmasters and probably gain some campaign funds, too in his next run for office.


  4. Add REICH-wing hate talk radio to Faux News as 90% of the nation’s radio stations are owned by corpfascists who flood our airwaves with hate every hour. One of the largest is Clear Channel Communications whose big shareholder is the richest member of Congress is Rep. Michael McCaul of Texas who is worth several hundred million.

    Today the #1 hater in the nation, the uberBIGOT Rush Limbaugh (the unofficial leader of the GOP) who now rains hate upon Michelle Obama for speaking out against gun violence in Chicago. Rush said:

    So when I hear the president say, “If I had a son, he’d look just like Trayvon,” I know what he’s doing, and when I hear the first lady compare herself to a murdered teenager, I know what she’s doing. And it’s a disservice. It’s a disservice to the country. I love the country so much. I’m literally depressed over what’s happening to it. I’m really mad at how easy it apparently is to turn rationality upside down and to the point that it doesn’t exist.


    As expected, a “Letter-to-the-Editor” in today’s Houston Chronicle was expected. The writer equates the knife attack at a Houston community college this week with Newtown. The Obama-hater wondered when President Obama was going to fly the families of the Houston knife attack to Washington. Talk about apples to oranges. The big difference is that nobody was killed in the knife attack here upon 14 students. Few were even hospitalized and the two initially “critical” are now in good condition. Compare this to 27 massacred at Sandy Hook Elementary School. Recently a man attacked school children in China and stabbed nearly two dozen students and NONE died there, either. Imagine what might have happened if the deranged student here in Houston had had an assault weapon with a backpack full of high volume magazines.


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