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Romney Pumping Gas Caption Contest!

Enter your best caption for this priceless photo of that guy who is not going to be our President, Willard Mitt Romney. If I get any great ones, I’ll move them up into the post. I haven’t been inspired quite yet. The best I’ve come up with so far is mumbling Mitt saying “If only I’d given out gifts”.

Give it YOUR best shot in the comment section. Ready, set, GO!


Eurobrat has a good one. “So this is what a hangover feels like.”

November 20, 2012 - Posted by | 2012 Election, Election, Mitt Romney | , ,


  1. Doesn’t he look like Jack Nicholson via The Shining?

    Comment by Pragmatic Obots (@PragmaticObot) | November 20, 2012 | Reply

  2. As the Buddha said “After enlightenment, pump gas, carry water”… Or was it chop wood, carry water? ;0)

    Comment by Juanita Felice-Zwaryczuk | November 20, 2012 | Reply

  3. Didn’t you hear, I loss the election. For God sake man, can’t we please rehire the illegals so I can stop doing this manual labor.

    Comment by Gee (@corderman) | November 20, 2012 | Reply

  4. Now where did I put my Sam’s card?

    Comment by jpreeves1 | November 20, 2012 | Reply

  5. I bet the 47% will have a caption contest out of this. At least, this time I see the camera! Hope they note this!

    Comment by SKYWRITER | November 21, 2012 | Reply

  6. You know he’s got to be thinking “I pity the middle class and the poor who soon won’t have the money to put gas in their cars because of the policies of the president they just re-elected.”

    Comment by Martillo DePollo | November 21, 2012 | Reply

    • Funny, Chicken Hammer. It has to be pretty stanky in that bubble you live in. Get out, get some fresh air, talk to some people who live in reality.

      Comment by ExtremeLiberal | November 21, 2012 | Reply

      • I don’t expect you’ll ever publicly admit it but I know that you know that guys like us will never be subject to the harsh reality our president is going to put on our nations poor and middle class. I also don’t expect that you will ever admit that being above it all allows each of us to view it via a different perspective.

        Comment by Martillo DePollo | November 22, 2012 | Reply

  7. I know how to put America back to work.

    Comment by Jon EFGH | November 21, 2012 | Reply

  8. “So this is what a hangover feels like.”

    Comment by eurobrat | November 21, 2012 | Reply

  9. “I wonder if this’ll get me to Iowa… Third time’s the charm, right?”

    Comment by jama | November 23, 2012 | Reply

  10. Feeling a little psychopathic today. Wonder if anyone noticed? Better Etch-a-Sketch.

    Comment by mw | November 23, 2012 | Reply

  11. Guess this answers the question of whether he knows how much a gallon of gas costs.

    Comment by meandemocracy | November 24, 2012 | Reply

  12. getting my gas now before prices go up even more…thanks all you Obama lemmings…remember cars don’t run on kool-aid

    Comment by fred | November 25, 2012 | Reply

    • After a month away in China, came home to find gas in Houston BELOW $3 a gallon so it must grind the likes of TROLL Fred to see our economy doing better month after month. Retailers are happy with increased sales on Black Friday/Cyber-Monday.

      Comment by grantinhouston | November 27, 2012 | Reply

  13. “I can’t begin to tell you what I’d really like to do with this hose. Just put it this way; my campaign staff were full of shit.”

    Comment by Ametia | November 27, 2012 | Reply

  14. This CANNOT be happening. I was sure I could get to the whitehouse without filling up that last 47%!

    Comment by deb | November 27, 2012 | Reply

  15. Find out who is supposed to be doing this for me and have him executed!

    Comment by mohaverat | November 28, 2012 | Reply

  16. Romney: “Where’s my butler? I hate doing menial tasks.”

    Romney: “Losing the presidency means I don’t even have a lackey.”

    Romney: “Don’t talk back to me, petrol pump. I was a big shot in Bain Capital.”

    Romney: “Sometimes I wish I was Amish and had horse and buggy.”

    Romney: “I heard my Secret Service name was going to be ‘thick stick’ “.

    Comment by soupyone | November 30, 2012 | Reply

  17. Seems Mitt is pumping gas into his new “Made in Slovakia” Audi Q7. Didn’t get any love from Michigan or Ohio so now “getting even” with the American auto workers who supported Obama. http://www.autoevolution.com/news/mitt-romney-now-drives-an-audi-q7-52390.html

    Comment by grantinhouston | December 3, 2012 | Reply

  18. Interesting to find out that the streets of Beijing were full of Audis (China is now their top market) and was told it is a favorite auto of the communist party players. Heard that the top 70 wealthiest communists have as much personal wealth as the whole US congress, President Obama and the Supreme Court members all together. Like the US, the top 2% have most of the money, with the poor getting poorer. With only one in 17 Chinese a party member, no wonder the Communist Party fears social media and its influence on the “Arab Spring” thus their reason for banning Facebook and Twitter. The latter pages are allowed in Hong Kong which still is a rebel city after over a decade as “Chinese”. They prefer calling themselves Hong Kongers and more often than not fly the Hong Kong flag rather than the Red Chinese flag.

    Comment by grantinhouston | December 4, 2012 | Reply

  19. He’s thinking . . “Don’t look like you’re cold. Don’t look cold, it’s not even chilly. Don’t look like you’re cold. Be cool, casual, not cold, pumping gas, regular guy, regular day, not cold.”

    Comment by James Mason | December 6, 2012 | Reply

  20. Damn my wife! I should have packed my Brycreem myself!

    Comment by Lisa Poltz | December 11, 2012 | Reply

  21. Romney just bought an Audi, designed and built in European Socialist Countries Germany and Slovakia. Obama must of beat that American Exceptionalism crap right outta him, or he’s really ticked off at Detroit.

    Comment by lee sprague | December 12, 2012 | Reply


    Comment by Tamango | January 3, 2013 | Reply

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