Macho Bumper Stickers

I saw a bumper sticker on the way into work today that is a perfect example of the macho idiots who populate our society. It said…

“Insured By Glock”

What does that actually mean anyway. If he gets in an accident, he’s going to shoot someone? Who, the other driver, the cop who shows up, the judge, or is it the body shop that is going to fix the car? It makes absolutely no sense and is really just meant to intimidate people, I guess. Tell them, I’m packing and I have small testicles.

“Gun Control Means Using Both Hands”

I guess until one of their family members gets killed by a psycho on a rampage, we’ll have to pry their guns from their cold dead hands.

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